Sunday, November 29, 2009

Unreleased Music Video for "Puffin on Blunts & Drankin Tanqueray" with Tha Dogg Pound & Lady of Rage & Dr Dre

dre looks EXTRA corny... watch dre at the end of the video lookin corny and awkward as hell. and i always imagined lady of rage being younger and much sexier... i've heard some of her stuff before and she can rap like it's nothing. ("Unfuckwittable" is an ill song)

always liked this song, sick to see an old video where dre introduces lady of rage, daz, and kurupt that has been unreleased till now.

RZA and Eminem cameos in the movie Funny People

just a little something something

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Lady Gaga before the Glamour and Glitz...

proof that lady gaga is human.. and used to look hot. and was actually really talented... this is lady gaga performing at NYU a long time ago

Jamaican Dancing = Flatout Sex... and broken penises

please watch how crazy jamaicans get.... at 00:38 is an especially insane move, although the whole video is pretty much a "WTF" moment

found this video on youtube while i was searching for "daggering" which is a jamaican dance that "may be responsible for hospitals treating a flood of young men with broken penises" (

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

"The Carter" - Lil Wayne Documentary Movie (Dowload Link)

If you were ever a fan of Weezy at any point in your life, this documentary is worth checking out.  It focuses mostly on his addiction to lean (aka sizzurp).  Lil Wayne tried to sue the makers of this documentary, and I can see why he wasn't happy with how he was portrayed.  Made me a bit sad watching this -- the life of a star is so overrated and superficial and... sad.  The way he records is completely insane though, I didn't fully realize how crazy it is to be on the go all the time while recording 24/7 without ever writing a thing down.  I was always skeptical of Weezy saying he didn't write anything since he pretty much jacked that from Jay-Z (he used to idolize Jay-Z; a few of his album covers even mimic Jay-Z's), but watching this made me a believer.  It's pretty genius, although it'd be so much more admirable/inspirational if Lil Wayne wasn't rapping about being a "pussy monster" or sippin on sizzurp 90% of the time.  Or eating/killing rappers/beats.

here's a trailer:

download link:
or (if that one dies): 

Monday, November 16, 2009

No Regrets - Aesop Rock

[if you don't know aesop rock or don't listen to underground hip hop, skip this post.]

music video is made by a random fan, but i think it fits the song perfectly. this track really is something else. the subject of this song, lucy, is 7 years old in the first verse, 37 in the second verse, and 87 in the third verse. that should be compelling enough for you to check out this song. i saw him perform over the weekend and thought i'd post a song of his.

song is off his "labor days" album which is arguably his best album.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Kanye & Charlie Bit My Finger Autotuned. Amazingly.

hilarious & catchy. owwwwww~~~~~ charlie~

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Dock Ellis' LSD Infused No-hitter

hope you've all heard the legendary story of how pitcher Dock Ellis threw a no-hitter while trippin on acid. this is an amazing animated video to go with Dock Ellis' account of what happened.
"one time i covered first base and i caught the ball and i tagged the base all in one motion. i said, ooh i just made a touchdown"

Brand New Music Video: LMFAO (Feat. Lil Jon) - Shots

always loved the song... video looks like toooo much of a good time though. the LMFAO lifestyle must be nuts. 1:50 is hilarious "...they need an excuse... to...."

i also don't know how to feel about a lil jon comeback

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Ridiculous Soulja Boy Songs that I Love

so, "ridiculous soulja boy song" might be redundant but here is a collection of songs by the crank dat rapper that i lowkey love listenin to.

where you get them at?
i... love.... this..... song....... the 8-lines-long verses, the slowass (catchy) rapping, the "wassup baby" ad-libs, the wild beat..... live for it. i was fakely hoping it would blow up.

marco polo ft. bow wow
just a very very bad song. hook is unheard of... but it's still kinda catchy. "last night your girl forehead was on my abs" is one of the funniest lines ever though. i fux with it. i've heard rumors that gucci mane wrote this verse for soulja boy... i don't know who should be more ashamed, the one who wrote it or the one who paid for it and happily rapped it..

no explanation necessary.

gucci bandanna ft. gucci mane gucci bandanna (ayyyy)
won't lie, soulja boy's verse is catchy enoughhh. ("uhhhhh, and ain't this beat tight / chain say hello, watch say goodnight")
this might be one of gucci's dumbest/weakest verses ever though, if there is such a thing.

bird walk
this video was how i was introduced to the song, and since i love their dancing so much i might've been more receptive to the song. the dancers are in a dance group in japan. the song should've blown up. nuff said.

turn my swag on
i genuinely think this song is good.

swag dance
this is one of the crazier dances i've seen, I LOVE IT THOUGH. i live for soulja boy's dancing in the video.

hey you there
friend sent me this song yesterday.. it's hilarious

here's another take of the song.. but this time him and his friends are just wiling the fuuuck out

honorable mention:
not a song at all but... this is hilarious

...that should be enough soulja boy to last you a lifetime.